Surrey sucks and everyone living there should die (No offense meant)

My main concern is that they shouldn't have built a city between where I'm going and where I'm coming from.

Seriously, who would place a city in the middle of nowhere?
The roads in the city don't make sense, with curves coming from nowhere.
The roads connecting to freeways... ugh

And for that matter, I'm not too fond of the following places and would support its destruction.
1) West Vancouver
2) Burnaby
3) North Vancouver
4) Downtown Vancouver
5) Vancouver Island
6) Any place East of New Westminster
7)  Taiwan
8) Russia
9) The United States
10) Africa  (for obvious reasons)

Fission Accomplished.

I presented my report, and it was literally bursting with adequatulence.

 

I have never felt as adequate as today when they said that the report was adequate. It just makes me feel so great to be adequate.

 

My only hope is that my futur duties will be  with my customary adequaucivity.

Dreams within dreams are messed up.

I was back in Vancouver with my family, not doing much. Mostly has to do with talking, which is weird because it doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy. Things started becoming weird with the appearance of my other sister, because she is overseas at the moment. Then, I started thinking about Elkford, and the things I left behind. What I found was that I had no memories of leaving Elkford. I had no idea how I came back to Vancouver at all, nor did I remember packing or doing any cleaning. I didn't remember finishing my workterm and presenting my project. I put two and two together to make five and realized this was a dream.

 

I woke up. I remember talking with one of my coworkers about my dream (which was a common thing to do), and I remember completely screwing up the retelling, making it sound completely retarded. It went something like..."So, I dreamt that I was back in Vancouver with my family, not doing much. Then I started thinking about Elkford and the things I left behind. I found that I had no memories of leaving Elkford. I had no idea how I came back at all. I realized this was a dream and woke up."

 

And they were being douche bags and said something like "Wow, that's fantastic and  fascinating." in a sarcastic manner.

 

 

And then I finally woke up in the morning. It was 5:14 AM. I 'slept' for another thirty minutes before getting ready for work. I can understand clearly now why I had the dream.

Utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world.

I don't like how Journeyman was cancelled (or rather, not renewed).It was a genuinely good show that seems to be getting better all the time. I'm going to have to spend some time crying about it.

 

 

Still I believe.

Summary of things that are awesome.

 

Season 2 of Dexter - Awesome

 

Journey Man - Awesome

 

Getting-paid-to-move-from-Elkford-to-Vancouver - Awesome

 

Almost going home -Awesome

 

Negative thirteen outside - Wait a second.

 

 

Weeaboo - Something you shouldn't turn into.

I've been gone for like eight months, and now one of my BFF's have turned into a Japan-loving heathen.

What's up with that? It feels like things have gone terribly wrong in my absence.

I mean, this whole Weeaboo thing is sickening.

I mean, if it weren't for my coming back on the 22nd (or 23rd), I would be afraid of even more strange things happening.

The worst part is that I might be seeing this weeaboo more often in the coming year. Ugh.

PS. Arman isn't a very good helper on my story. He keeps insisting that there aren't enough Japanese anime elements.

Re: LFG helper.

Thanks for the interest, everyone.

 

PS: I hate you. [This includes you. (Yes, you.)]

 

PS-S: The 508 mistake went through. Now, I just need a HDTV with HDMI.

 

On 29/11/2007, I wrote:

Email me if you want to help me write a story.

It'll be an ongoing collaboration.

 

I think that's the solution for lack of interest.

Have I made a huge mistake?

A $508.49 mistake?

Directly relates to the previous post.