Not today.

First thing is first. I didn't get any jobs from the past interviews.

Man, it is somewhat painful to see half of the class get jobs while the other half remains the same. At least I got an interview on Wednesday for the Western Coal Mining Company, right?


What's up with life? I'm pretty dissatisfied with it. I don't know, I guess I just don't have the zest for it anymore. I think I might cash in that money-back-guarantee thing now. Just kidding. Life is fine and mediocre. I'm not miserable, but I guess things could be better.

I'm still on chapter three of the five part of the "A Century (title may change)" story, and I thought I had struck gold in the beginning of that chapter. Now, I'm just not so sure. I'll have to  see some feedback, I guess (hint), when the time comes.

In the mean time, here is another half-page story for you.


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Wait a second, Larry. You're telling me that creatures so tiny that they could all fit inside a single atom creatred us, this planet, and everything on it?

That's right.

And that they're hiding all around us, with a nefariously evil scheme that all involves commercialism.

Yeah. They left their design on all things on Earth. They branded it using DNA so that we could ultimately discover this fact.

They've watched over us for so long. Why now?

We're finally ready to receive them. They are not extremely tiny creatures exclusively, as you have said, but are actually extra dimensional beings, you know.

Larry, you're insane.

I am not! It was all just a dream. Crazy stuff is allowed to exist in a dream.

 Never do drugs before you sleep. They do not, in fact, open up your mind to accept new levels of reality. That whole idea is preposterous!

It is not!- rumbled a sound coming from seemingly everywhere, yet nowhere.

Larry and Terrence were both becoming rather scared.

"Terrence, I told you so-"

Silence! Our time has come. Humanity is now doomed! Doomed to eternally buy our products!

Terrence stood stunned at the shear ridiculousness of the whole matter.

Larry bursts out laughing. He opened up the cupboard to reveal his speaker-audio system to Terrence.

Terrence was punk'd.

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Yeah, that was bad. I know.