27 January 2006

So today I saw another guy's penis for the first time in my life

From: X ASTRO FLAME X | Posted: 1/27/2006 11:32:24 PM | Message Detail | #0001
I have one of course, and I've seen my brothers when I was little, but at school today we were changing in the locker room and I saw this other guy's.

I almost started laughing at him but I didn't because I felt really bad for him. I'm not sure what's wrong with him, but his penis is, well, straight.

I almost struck up the courage to ask "wtf is wrong with your penis??" but I held back because I didn't want to make him cry.

For reference:
His penis: 8======D instead of the normal
8====||
..........U

(Sorry about the bad ASCII)

So, what do you think is wrong with him? Is it a disease or something?
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Here is a signature placeholder since I HAVE NONE.

From: Mean Mr Mustard | Posted: 1/28/2006 12:01:31 AM | Message Detail | #0038
Why don't you just draw both dicks in MSPaint?
That should help clear things up.

From: X ASTRO FLAME X | Posted: 1/28/2006 12:07:49 AM | Message Detail | #0040
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7102/diagram6zk.png

How's that? (Not exactly accurate but close enough)

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